I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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