NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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