I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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