they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I want her autograph on my taint
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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