big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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