she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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