Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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