where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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