I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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