I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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