I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Quick, to the slutcave!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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