I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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