We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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