hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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