worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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