what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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