ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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