haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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