Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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