You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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