scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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