if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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