The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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