# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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