You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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