How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
sex in a hospital.. check
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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