so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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