i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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