We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My penis needs a shock collar
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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