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• (352): View more from Florida

  She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms

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• (805): View more from California

  I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know

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