8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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