We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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