its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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