there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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