he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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