This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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