he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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