Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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