David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
where are you?
Hypothermia
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
