East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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