Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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