I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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