another moral hangover. fuck.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We need to get me chipped asap
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
