Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
