As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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