Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I currently don't understand fingers.
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