The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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