And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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