if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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