sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Me too!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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