Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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