One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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