Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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