K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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